Ture, true. Not cinnamon poptarts, though. I hate those ones. Declan’s your boyfriend? You lucky bitch. Let’s do it, C.
I didn’t even know they made straight up cinnamon poptarts, so I think we’re pretty good on that front. He’s… Yeah, he’s mine. And we’re in love. Yeey! It’s a date.
Dear Charlotte’s voicemail, I do hope you send a message in regards to the fact that she’s much too cute to prank. As tempting as it may be, I’ll refrain from giving her a heart attack. At least, not today. Thank you.
Oh hi, you’re pretty cute yourself. Thanks for the message and the comfort of knowing I won’t have to stand on my toes when you’re around today. Prank anyone good, though?
Well, I suppose not everyone’s able to come up with a mastermind prank like you, boo. But honestly, maybe if people could come up with better pranks, April Fool’s Day would be a tad more enjoyable. You should teach everyone your ways, Lottie.
And I’m not saying everyone could, because honestly, there’s really nothing I could conjure up within a matter of days that could blow anyone’s socks off. But compared to the pathetic crap that this blonde kid tried to pull over on my earlier, whatever I did mange to come up with wouldn’t actually suck. Pfft, whatever, gutter slut. Let’s team up next year, yeah? Show ‘em who the real bosses are.
Who doesn’t love poptarts and shopping? That’s like the ultimate combination. Yeah, I like you too. We have alot in common.
Uh, the majority of people who happen to have sticks up their asses? My wold could be complete with only a life supply of poptarts and a limitless max on my credit car — Oh! And Declan, always Declan. I’m thinkin’ we should break out of here sometime soon, quench our materialistic thirsts.
Probably someone who was bored out of their minds and didn’t have enough money to spend to buy a life.
Money makes the world go round — and, in certain Holiday’s cases, it could also prevent the stupidity of the masses.
Somebody who thought there needed to be a day when everyone could pull pranks. I don’t see the point, really. Everyday could be April Fool’s Day.
Why even attempt to pull something today? That’s what puzzles me, really, is that everyone thinks they can pull a prank out of their ass and have everyone fall for it. No, you’re not gay and no, she’s not pregnant. If I’m going to prank you, you’ll never see it coming.
A genius, I’d like to think.
Sorry, due to the fact that Charlotte’s terrified of what you might do or say to her upon this idiotic day, she’s unable to reach the phone right now. Please refrain from pulling something over her head and leave a message after the beep, thanks!
I am in major need of a shopping spree.
Poptarts and shopping? Wow, I think I’m in love with you.
Not sure, but it’s not really the first of its kind, is it? There’s also Hilaria and the Feast of Fools.
Jesus Christ, there are more? I mean, I enjoy a good prank just as much as everyone else, but it’s quite annoying to constantly keep an eye out for unwanted matter flying down from the level above whilst walking. One day’s enough, really, no need for an entire feast.